Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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