There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I understand Curling. That high.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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