Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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