he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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