doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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