Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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