Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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