At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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