Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Drake has all the answers
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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