belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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