I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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