Don't you send me to vm
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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