why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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