why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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