i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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