garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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