WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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