she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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