I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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