if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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