Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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