is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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