I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My vagina is very pro this idea
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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