She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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