omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
and she was petting her beer can
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize