It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
