Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im holly from the hills drunk
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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