Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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