At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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