That's intense
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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