so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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