Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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