My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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