Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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