I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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