playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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