Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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