Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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