I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it's like iHOP with fire
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.