I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Houston, we have a squirter
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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