People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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