i need an iv and a liver transplant
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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