we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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