So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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