I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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