I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I think people are normalizing furries
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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