i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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