why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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