super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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