so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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