well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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