He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
