She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
