i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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