We're facebook friends in real life
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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