I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Farmville is her only friend.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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