he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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