I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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